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-'cKhent JønaThan Admin
Posts : 1409 Points : 6730 Reputation : 22 Join date : 2010-01-15 Age : 28 Location : Makati City
| Subject: joker face Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:39 am | |
| Q: Ano ang sabi ng bangus nang mamamatay na siya?
A: I'm daing!
Q: Ano ang sabi ng isda nang hiwain siya sa gitna?
A: I'm tuna (two na).
Q: Bakit mas matataba ang mga may asawang lalaki kaysa sa mga walang asawang lalaki?
A: Kasi ang mga walang asawang lalaki, pag-uwi, titingnan ang laman ng ref niya at kapag walang nakita, humihiga na lang sa kama para matulog. Ang may asawa, pag-uwi, titingnan ang kama at makikita ang misis nila, pumupunta na lang sa kusina para buksan ang ref nila.
Q: Ano ang pinagkaiba ng lalaking tumataya sa lotto at ang lalaking nakikipag-away sa misis niya.
A: Mas malaki ang tsansa ng lalaking manalo sa lotto kaysa sa pakikipag-away sa misis niya.
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-'cKhent JønaThan Admin
Posts : 1409 Points : 6730 Reputation : 22 Join date : 2010-01-15 Age : 28 Location : Makati City
| Subject: Re: joker face Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:40 am | |
| google_protectAndRun("ads_core.google_render_ad", google_handleError, google_render_ad);MATRONA: Sa palagay mo, mahal, ilang taon na ako?
BINATA : Kung titignan ka ng naka sideview, 18 ka lang; kung nakatalikod naman 16 lang; kung sa tangkad, 14 ka lang. Bale pagnakaharap ka ang total ay 48, sweetheart.
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-'cKhent JønaThan Admin
Posts : 1409 Points : 6730 Reputation : 22 Join date : 2010-01-15 Age : 28 Location : Makati City
| Subject: Re: joker face Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:41 am | |
| Waitress: How do you want your EGGS done, Sirs?
American: I want my eggs fried.
Japanese: I want it boiled.
Pinoy: Ala eh! Sa kin, hawakan mo na lang, masarap na yaan! | |
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-'cKhent JønaThan Admin
Posts : 1409 Points : 6730 Reputation : 22 Join date : 2010-01-15 Age : 28 Location : Makati City
| Subject: Re: joker face Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:41 am | |
| Akala ko ako na ang pinakamalungkot na tao ngunit nakita ko ang isang lalake na walang mga kamay pero masayang masaya at kumekembot kembot pa.
Nilapitan ko at tinanong ko sya kung bakit ang saya saya nya, "Bakit ang saya-saya mo at pakembot kembot ka pa kahit wala kang mga kamay?"
"Eh kung ikaw 'tong walang kamay at nangangati itlog!", inis niyang sagot. | |
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| Subject: Re: joker face Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:06 am | |
| aguy,,, anu ba juwks koh,,? hehe,,, pag c pack man ang nanalo sa eleksyon mag papatayu daw cya ng skul ang pangalan pacquaio universityin short PAC UAT ANG TAWAG SA MGA NAG AARAL DUN AY.. PAQQERS...HEEHHE,,!! |
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-'cKhent JønaThan Admin
Posts : 1409 Points : 6730 Reputation : 22 Join date : 2010-01-15 Age : 28 Location : Makati City
| Subject: Re: joker face Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:49 am | |
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| Subject: Re: joker face Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:56 pm | |
| anung maganda.
sa araw ng mgaganda..? |
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-'cKhent JønaThan Admin
Posts : 1409 Points : 6730 Reputation : 22 Join date : 2010-01-15 Age : 28 Location : Makati City
| Subject: Re: joker face Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:25 pm | |
| - arrashi.me wrote:
- anung maganda.
sa araw ng mgaganda..? edi ung mga magaganda XD ahhaha here's a secret code of Andal Ampatuan Jr which was decoded by NBI X35 P33N I H73N07 05 W, I 35V37d 3W d73H Turn your phone upside down to read !! ( ibaligtag mo ung ulo mo tapos basahin mo...!!) | |
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| Subject: Re: joker face Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:50 pm | |
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alam co Nua Yang sa ampAtuan ei Yuck!!
bInaliktad co pa nga tlga UNg coM nmin d2 pwa mbsa co
LOlx
hndi 2 jowk
Lolx]
BOY: I know we are also matter we can't occupy the same space at the same time. Kaya aalis na lang ako. GIRL: bakit ganun para tayong mga parallel lines, why can't we meet at the same point? BOY: your verbs and actions are not correct that's why all of the subjects are affected. GIRL: ayoko na. you've reached my boiling point. And now my heart is getting to its freezing point!
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| Subject: Re: joker face Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:54 pm | |
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APO: Lo kaon na intawon, bisag duha lang ka kutsara. LOLO: Atay! Giango-ango na mo? Lugaw gani maglisod? kog tulon, kutsara pa kaha? Duha pa jud kabook!
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| Subject: Re: joker face Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:58 pm | |
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A flower is a flower A plumb is a plumb A kiss is not a kiss Without a tongue
So whenever you need to exercise your tongue Just call me And I’ll give you a chewing gum” “Dami kasi iniisip mo!”
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| Subject: Re: joker face Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:01 pm | |
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Nurse: Nasa isip mo ba ang pamilya mo?
Baliw: Oo naman! Siyempre!
Natutuwa ang nurse… Nurse: Nasaan ba ang pamilya mo?
Baliw: Nasa isip ko nga, diba! Adik ka ba? Kulit mo eh!
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| Subject: Re: joker face Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:02 pm | |
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Kinausap ng doctor ang baliw.
Doctor: Magaling ka na pala. Sinagip mo friend mo na nalunod. Ang problem ay nagbigti din siya pagkatapos don sa CR.
Baliw: Hindi siya nagbigti doc. Sinabit ko siya don para matuyo. Basang basa kasi.
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-'cKhent JønaThan Admin
Posts : 1409 Points : 6730 Reputation : 22 Join date : 2010-01-15 Age : 28 Location : Makati City
| Subject: Re: joker face Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:38 pm | |
| APO: Lo kaon na intawon, bisag duha lang ka kutsara. LOLO: Atay! Giango-ango na mo? Lugaw gani maglisod? kog tulon, kutsara pa kaha? Duha pa jud kabook!
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| Subject: Re: joker face Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:40 pm | |
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waAa d
co N9a den
maiNTindihan ei
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-'cKhent JønaThan Admin
Posts : 1409 Points : 6730 Reputation : 22 Join date : 2010-01-15 Age : 28 Location : Makati City
| Subject: Re: joker face Sun Feb 07, 2010 1:29 am | |
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| Subject: Re: joker face Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:10 am | |
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-'cKhent JønaThan Admin
Posts : 1409 Points : 6730 Reputation : 22 Join date : 2010-01-15 Age : 28 Location : Makati City
| Subject: Re: joker face Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:17 am | |
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| Subject: Re: joker face Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:31 am | |
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| Subject: Re: joker face Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:20 am | |
| - KeitNsuF wrote:
- arrashi.me wrote:
- anung maganda.
sa araw ng mgaganda..?
edi ung mga magaganda XD ahhaha
here's a secret code of Andal Ampatuan Jr which was decoded by NBI
X35 P33N I
H73N07 05 W, I
35V37d 3W d73H
Turn your phone upside down to read !! ( ibaligtag mo ung ulo mo tapos basahin mo...!!) ala suko..! cnong ol dyan? post post na..! |
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| Subject: Re: joker face Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:17 am | |
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ao pro
ma22lok nua din ao ei
2lok nua LOlx
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-'cKhent JønaThan Admin
Posts : 1409 Points : 6730 Reputation : 22 Join date : 2010-01-15 Age : 28 Location : Makati City
| Subject: Re: joker face Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:47 am | |
| binasa nyu nang baligtad ung CODES? | |
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| Subject: Re: joker face Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:01 pm | |
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-'cKhent JønaThan Admin
Posts : 1409 Points : 6730 Reputation : 22 Join date : 2010-01-15 Age : 28 Location : Makati City
| Subject: Re: joker face Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:35 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: joker face Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:00 am | |
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eiLah
ayT
Jowk lahn Un
tInanung co Ung bsp kanina aa
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